University of Your Mom - Unisex Tank Top Size:L A red cylindrical marquee reads

A red cylindrical marquee reads "ROCKET" in white block letters

Pluto got demoted by a committee vote

which is peak Midwest grief processing

flanked by green pine trees

rendered in a 1960s children's book style

University of Your Mom - Unisex Tank Top Size:L A red cylindrical marquee readsFake Latin on a university crest works because your brain gives it two full seconds of respect before the betrayal hits. "Maximus Doin Ya Momus" graduated summa cum laude from the school of jokes you should've outgrown fifteen years ago. The Details: Arched distressed white serif text reads "UNIVERSITY" across the top, with smaller script "of" centered below. A circular crest at the center depicts a bed icon enclosed by laurel wreaths and flanked by